arent we all?

some of us (BLIND ITEM!):

1. has hair of full potential but has not quite found the perfect hair product for it just YET (which noone really notices) and yet has very coordinated facial features (you will not understand until geno and i explain!) and abnormally long legs. and big boobs.
2. believes in a NONEXISTENT boyliness she claims she has (you know who you are! and tandaan mo, na ako ang talagang tinawag na little boy at hindi ikaw!) and has a slightly dead toenail yet has the curviest waist, NICE BOOBS AND NICE HIPS, and a nice facial silhouette (in the middle of roundish, squarish, and ovalish!) BEST hair, the paris hilton nose (pointed!) and the girliest chin! oh and dont forget the height! and neck.
3. has undeniable hair paffiness with which her friends would consistently deny but is skinny and will continously brainwash you on thinking she's pretty. hahaha! oh and she's perky.
4. speaks bad english yet has a nice built and adjustable face! and WE (HINDI LANG KAYA AKO SHET KAYO!) had a crush on him!
5. is in the verge of hairloss. and has BIG gums. but has all the boys lined up.
6. is puffy all over but is famous for her drop dead stunning curves, is sextremely cute, and is UNDENIABLY PRETTY despite the chubby cheeks. basta pretty!
7. has a dick but is prettier and superiorly fab than any of us.
8. does not have a tinge of confidence but is so famous with "filipino" guys for her mestizaness and has the best salon-modified hair! SHE DOESNT KNOW IT!
9. is shadow dark but has the sexy kalooban.. hanep sex appeal! charisma, good manners, and charms. ;)
10. looks like he's dead, but has pretty lips, and nose, and skin! but is the most effective flirt just yet.
11. is fat, but has a pretty boy face!
12. has a button nose, but will never care!
13. is fat and gross, but has extremely expressive eyes and conyoness.
14. is an intski beho but will turn into the next koreanovela heartthrob once he gets his haircut!
15. is jologz but has enviable cheekbones :(
16. kapansinpansin (since filipino guys have no taste or whatsoever) pero sabog ang mukha




"beauty is a gift and a training." you understimate your selfworth when you keep on thinking about what you dislike. im almost always unnoticed, but i have a pretty nose, pretty lips, and just as some people discovered i have cheekbones i thought i never had somewhere in my face!(long face which will be fixed with a good haircut, dull eyes which will either be just PULLED OFF MY SOCKET or fixed with an hour and half of makeup application, paffy hair which i can remold with wax, and a body of a ten year old which has its pros in this modern world!).

im good at talking, bringing life to parties, making people happy (my or was my specialty), is sweet, responsible, and though some might disagree i am loveable. i am confindent and charismatic. im smart and well-read, which makes up for the tons and tons of physical weakness!

i say "felm" instead of "film" and am popular with my "chocolate crem chep" erring, yet arent we all? i am a potential leader, i have talent. i have a sense of humor and am quickly developing that much lacked timing. i am brutally honest and outspoken, almost if not INDEED tactless. the truth, as geno says, is either hurtful or funny. im funny.


most of all i love myself. unlike the elementary macci, i am no longer prone to bullying and humilty (well maybe sometimes). i now have friends all over the place. well, not ALL OVER THE PLACE, i still am somewhat of an antisocial, BUT I HAVE FRIENDS NA. i am spotenaeous and loved. im pretty in more than one ways. and for someone so skinny i have better curves! im young and vibrant, and i want to be happier when im 53 than when im 23.


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"confidence is beauty. once you think or believe you're beautiful, so will the rest of the world. and the more you will be."

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adik si macci

i didnt get the mango jeans.. :( unfortunately they no longer have those jeans in my size. mango's hot! why did i even think id ever get it.


buuuttt, i did get myself the much needed bottle of liquid foundation. cant make my mind up between the one from loreal and the one from maxfactor. so here's a product review.


1. maxfactor colour adapt (in 75 golden. also used by nica. brand preference from gel) - this is has a very matte finish and there in DEFINITELY NO NEED for loosepowder afterwards. it looks very fresh and clean and as the product name said, it IS skin tone adapting. at 795php it's 20% cheaper than loreal. nice application.

2.loreal true match (in nude amber n7. also used by geno.) - it does match the skin tone perfectly! and it has spf17. it does not give that much of a flawless finish BUT it gives the skin a very perfect glow. it looks really natural, and even. it costs 995php, but i believe that it is very much worth it.



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i did something really macci today. i cut may hair AGAIN! slightly. just a little trim here and ther and it looks fab!!! PLLUUSSS i can pull my hair in a pony (or something of the sort) without the "fangs" hanging about and all.

i really must always have a new look. other wise i get tired of myself. promise. then, i get depressed.


everyone's telling me not to grow my hair, except my mom and guy bestfriend. who to follow? my hair has this "paffy" property that makes me want to yank it off my head everytime i see it. promise. i dont care how smooth and straight and healthy my hair looks like. it could be a little limp and id be very much happy.


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once more it's break up season. who will go next?

not me and pao, i hope. god forbid!

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today today... rollercoaster ride emotions!

i know im on my way to stop being such a fashion freak and all that, but just one pair of jeans from mango wont hurt, will it? i mean its 50% off!!! what excuse do you have for me not to get it!?

ONE LANG! PLEAAAASSSEEE!!


size 32, kinda striped pocket, flared boyfriend's trouser from mango. before: around 3k plus! now: a bit less than 2k. i know its still worth a lot, but there arent many pair of jeans out there who loves me. more so, in mango!

im calling tomorrow to have it reserved!


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the image of me with that black fur bcbg bag with gold trimmings is bothering me too. but what the hell. 4.5k hmmmm? ok lang. ive got dozens and dozens of bags na.. so i can live without it.


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im complaining TWV146 tomorrow. its this extremely inconsiderate taxi driver who drove me, nica, geno and chappy to all these unnecessary places like tienditas, up, katipunan, libis, qc circle, EVERYFUCKINGWHERE IN MANILA, before getting us to bonifacio high street.

he knows he's getting complained. and he knows he deserved less than the 200php i gave him. the meter said 235(as nica says), BUT HE DESERVED A FUCKIG 150PHP! promise. its not about me being stingy! no not at all, its about him THINKING NA IM TANGA!

DID HE FUCKING REALLY THINK ID LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT? THAT ME AND MY FRIENDS WILL PAY FOR THAT MUCH! THAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DO NOT KNOW THE BULLSHIT HE WAS DOING!????!!!

most pinoy cab drivers are going straight to hell! i seriously hate it when they do that. it makes me all jittery and frustrated and hypoerventilated and um and um um ABNORMAL! cry cry. some people experiences it ever so frequently i dont know how they manage to lov with it.

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there are so many pro jobs i have no idea how i'll get done! teta left them all unaccomplished. well, to be frank, UNTOUCHED!

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:( i miss paolo.

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i dont know how and why it happened, but barbie pink nail polish looks dashing on my nails! also my barbie purple scarf. i know barbie's a hardcore slut and all that, but her stuff are nice, arent they?

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fashion and bitches, im too tactless for words

i dont want to be a fashionista anymore. promise. i never wanted to be OBSESSED WITH FASHION! OBSESSED!!! its a curse, its a vice. and im freaking tired of being the "fashionista". un and un nalang ung cnasabi about me.

HOW ABOUT THE OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME? im good at stuff too! im friendly, im smart, im funny, masarap ako kasama, im mataray even!, im good at stuff! why cant i hear that sometimes. cant my fashionablity just be THE EXTRA! why does it have to come first.

im so freaaakkin tired.


maybe ill regret saying this, actually. i mean fashion loves me, and i should be happy that im someone who's good at this. pero, why cant people nalang see what else is after that!!?! undilluted vanity. punyeta. wrong spelling pa.


i dont know if im changing any time soon. bisyo to eh, and it's not THAT BAD! i mean, its a better thing to indulge in instead of drugs, drinks, or guys diba? well atleast, i know im changing this blog soon.

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how to not be called a bitch:
(tips from someone who has called everyone a bitch once in my lifetime. even you, yes you!)

1. do not be vain. at all. just a tiny spec of prettyness or vanity, promise, kikilatisin ka ng mga kabarkada ko.
2. DO NOT USE ANY FAKE VOICE! WAG PACUTE! MAMATAY NA LAHAT NG MGA PAPANSING PACUTE!
3. smile, but dont smile too much. babasagin ko ipin mo!


and if you are called a bitch, just let it go. bitch is such a broad term. at a point, its even a term of endearment.

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want list

this is a vice of mine, listing down the things i HAVE TO HAVE.

need list:
1. max factor skin adapting makeup (this is very matte! and fresh looking!)
2. posh notebook from fullybooked
3. falsies
4. haircut from propaganda
5. white graphic shirt
6. bright Bs.


want list:
1. bright green/pink/blue skinny jeans
2. mustard yellow skinny jeans
3. medium gray skinny jeans
4. bright green shorts
5. white not too oversized aviators
6. red oversized wayfarers
7. black classy coat
8. denim miniskirt
9. black eyeshadow
10. boyfriend trousers from mango!!
11. white dress!
12. set of smashbox cosmetics
13. lots and lots of graphic books
14. "third charms" Megan McCafferty
15. lots and lots of pretty notebooks!
16. waist cinched skirt!

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me and my only relationship with the tv

pbb comments from other. must i say the situation sa bahay ni kuya!? basta the tension inside is just overwhelming!


"the reason why Wendy is mad is because she couldn’t make the two ladies react to what she expects them to react. Its refreshing to know Gee-Ann and Bea are two beautiful women with good breeding."

"Gee-Ann Abrahan — Gee-Ann is the best among the female housemates. She might be filthy rich but she’s NO Say Alonzo. She’s not maarte. And I really, really like her. And yes, just like everybody else, I find her my-dolls-are-my-children-thing a little weird."


i found several extremely juicy chismis on wendita , duwendy, or worse and least classy yet, wendede.




credits: yoshke.com

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good am

we all do know what lv's it bag is dont we? the new lv tote costs almost the same was your typical lv speedy (who has currently lost its charm). i do not exactly love totes, but i use them an awful lot because i happen to be 'luckily' supplied by a generous amount of it. its very convenient and useable too, especially since i seem to be bringing the whole house with me when i go out.


good morning, its 9am, we have no classes and im off to the crafts shop near pao's to buy a yard of nice sturdy cloth and pretty buttons. lalalalla.

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im fucking depressed. frustrated.

fuck. 11:33, june 20. shet. nababad3p aq. nothing's going right. pucha.

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"Pagpapaskil"

oh my effing god! why is blogger all in tagaolog today! who fiddles with my pc while im out!???!!!

its amazing how many different rollercoast ride of emotions you experience in a single day. i have so much to say, not much resources, and so much secrecy to enclose any whatevs in here.

i love you. i realized today that im actually capable pala of doing that.

im tired as hell and i just want you to know.

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stop me!

no more haircuts til september... OKAY??? even if it looks okay, tell me that it doesnt, otherwise i wont be able to control myself. ive got the sickness, i guess. hairo-whatsit. nothing happens til september. im supposed to live a normally boring life. ive got enough clothes to last til september obviously, and i can manage to live on citre shine fizz free straightening cream, watson hair wax, bench styling waterbased creamy gelly thingy, baby lotion, finesse moisturizing conditioner, and all this other goo i put on my hair to keep it wonderful. even the bandanas and other head gears.

i have to stop obsessing about this. even if people keep on saying how good my hair used to look, is looking, or how bad, or whatevs, mil is right. dont sweat it. stop bitching about it. and live like my hair doesnt matter even if its twice the size of my head!

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hangoverish

im still not over saturday. here are the pics. WE MUST MUST MUST DO IT AGAIN!


at cupcakes at sonja
nica's super nica outfit!!! luv it!!! (and you doing groceries in that outfit is to die for!)
jihan the caucasian
gel the rocker fucker punk chic
ever so fashionable geno
and me with my little black audrey dress
nica held for hostage editorial
fully booked
i want her dead!
geno with his bf
all shades in the pics courtesy of geno!
ME AND MY LUKE!
the girls!
me and my fellow princess business partner

this must not stop. and so the weekly r&r must take form. r&r being "rest and relaxation" or/at "seRendRa". hahhaha.

love your kidneys!

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brain

one of my greatest frustrations in life (yes, as in life talaga!) is not having enough opportunity to sport my clothes. i mean, really! ive only worn an item twice or thrice then it becomes too last season! ughhh.. thats just so unfair! :( so thursdays and saturdays must now mean i have to go out somewhere just for the saking of dressing myself up or down. dressing down is a much greater feat, btw.



im starting to think im doing more than quite well in this whole fashion fasting business. especially since i know what im saving up for, and because i have THAT MUCH SELF DISCIPLINE to say no to stuff which i know i dont really need in the first place. well, i barely buy stuff that i ever hate afterwards. blame it or credit it to my 'good taste' or so i (as in i alone!) call it.


the only indulging ive done for a while is that tiara or 'crown' as i call it from the princess place in bonifacio high st. ive already got one in BETTER material actually, but this one is so much fun! a notch much fun-er than the more expensive one. its all plastic and kiddy and "fun". im currently loving it to the bones.

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yep, i have bangs now. fringe, bangs, whatevs.


well, like 5 days ago and its becoming very tricky. para ciang lalaki! sometimes its nice to me, sometimes its like a bitch! who wont it fucking cooperate with my hair! hayyy... my hair's still "paffy". my goodness! how does one fix that puffyness.. aside from having ones hair thinned out. pretty risky for me. no haircuts (not even bangs) until september! the fasting thing's going pretty well.. so well, wala lang.


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and lastly there's this personal issue im going through. i was quite shocked when i FINALLY realized im in fine arts. ohmyfuckinggod! im in fine fucking arts!

me, macci, the one whom people bet would be a good lawyer, awesome writer, hit journalist, influential archi, ceo bitch turns out to be an artist after all. i mean whats the big fuss about this fine arts thing. why do people keep on thinking they're fucking too good for "drawing"!


aaaahhh!! putangina. why why why why!!???


ang hangin naman ng dating ko! shet naman! first and foremost, advertising arts is not all about "drawing". a pretty much big fraction of the cfad population sucks at drawing but managed anyhoos because its the ideas that count. and the ideas are the hard part!

one must be a "dreamer" and not a "realist". its about thinking out of that so-called box. its about being inspired 24/7, and having to experience any emotion to get that inspiration, be it love, passion, fear and even disgust. the ideas are the heart of the business.




but still, im not going to be the attorney they all wanted me to be. im not going to send people to jail or to their deaths. im not going to save the guilty from his punishment. im not going to meddle in any senatorial or even capitol affairs, im not going to inherit the construction business, im not going to write a book about any matter. and im fucking not going to publish any form of political issue in any newspaper.

im going to have my self published or employed in a fashion magazine and isolate myself from the real world, just as every fashion authority is! we are not the business people, we are merely the heart of the business.

eew. i hate being the heart, id rather be the brain!

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ding ding ding!

ive been too engrossed with the new class blog (click here) to actually give my own blog a post. and ive been too fucking tired! i dont know why im tired, to be honest.. probably just being 'around' makes me tired.

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i spent one heck of a saturday afternoon. thanks geno, deary, for the cupcakes!!! nothing in cupcakes by sonja could beat the oreo cupcake thingy. yippee!

thanks for the girls for uplifting my spirits and convincing me subconsciously not to have my haircut. the dress is pretty... i wish i could wear it again someday, but not tooo soon. :D

photos to be posted soon.

i just wish we guys could spend every saturday like that... making ourselves broke but turning our (my?) dreams come true. just a plainly posh and dressed up afternoon with a fun, pretty, sweet, and loving set of people.


WE HAVE TO WATCH A MOVIE SOON!


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i am ver lacking paolo. :( it makes me sad. :( sad sad sad... just not horribly frustrated, but obviously utterly sad.

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adver 2 - 2

all my creative juices and resourcefulness have finally been sucked dry out off me.

check the new adver 2-2 site out. adver22.blogspot

it was just like yesterday that i did jas's blog.

im pooped.

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conny

this is gonna be the rage soon. really.

still. please watch the video before reading the next remarks.
























































i was practically in tears when it was over.

a song's never done that. ever. i thought this only happen in BOOKS!


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btw, classes start in 4 hour and 30 mins and im awake. fucking insomnia. oh well, so i look like crap sa first day. :(

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i (finally!) got the altered black dress. man, it's fabulous! cant wait to wear it. ahihihi.

i bought it a week or so ago so its not considered something new. im still 'fasting'. :D



9 hours to go!!!!!

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how to dissolve fashion from your life! (uhmm.. temporarily?)

1. hide all the fashion mags (old and new) along with your favorite catalogues in a box and never open til september!
2. remove all the fashion blogs from your bookmarks
3. try your best not to speak fashion with friends
4. proper skin care = better skin = no need for makeup = less conscious = less conscious fashion wise
5. live with the practical adages:
.quality over quantity
.individuality is key
.not unless you're in love.
.IF IT'S MEANT TO BE, IT'S MEANT TO BE
6. remember THAT ITS OKAY TO WEAR THE SAME SHIRT TWICE! we are not un ua&p where anyone who breaks that fashion rule gets shot on the spot. we are in ust! we are in real life! ITS OKAY!!!
7. remember why you're shunning fashion (temporarily) out of your life: a.) THE BIG BUCKS b.) to salvage yourself from further and probably permanent damages
8. believe that people will love you for who you are and not for what you look like EVEN IF ITS OBVIOUSLY BULLSHIT!
9. put all your shopping money in the bank and freeze it for a while... YOU DO NOT NEED THAT 3K MANGO JEANS AND YOU FFUUUCCKKING KNOW IT!!!!!

10. if all else fails, just stop breathing. that ought to stop the fashion madness for a while.

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pasukan na!

19 hours to go and id be ins school reuinited with the art nerds! yiiippeee!!!!!!


im finally getting out of this house!

i make it a point to go out of the house everyday this summer actually. maybe that's something i got from my dad's dad who couldnt sit still. ever. that's the second main reason too why im the furthest thing from personal financial stableness, after clothes. i simply cant afford MY OWN LIFESTYLE!

im finally getting the proper allowance tomorrow. yippee!

no more staying in bed all day. no more being stuck at home. no more getting mad at yourself for wasting the day on nothing (it happens and i hate it). less computer, more friends, something to get my mind of spending!

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i havent posted any pics of me since forever. so here it is. me, jasmine, big shades and her pretty pretty tan! she looks all a-glow. yours truly obviously didnt do any swimming this summer and is lookig really ashy










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btw, paolo and i went to menage salon yesterday to have his hair cut. he's starting to loove the salon. hahahaha. like honey, like honey. and here goes the same feeling, i get ever so giddy when someone gets their hair cut. promise.

so my sisters are having THEIR HAIR CUT today. sniff sniff. im the only one who'd be stuck with this old hat haircut. my mom kinda restrict me kasi from having my hair cut. its been two whole months and i wanna have it cut already. haayy fine. maybe ill have my hair styled on august. OKAY, I WILL HAVE THAT MUCH NEEDED HAIRCUT ON AUGUST!!!!!

so people who love me, please remove all scissors at sight!

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skinny will always be the new skinny

i know that health conscious countries are putting a stop on this "skinny is in" outrage, but well.. skinny will always be the new skinny. skinny has been the fashion requirement since the 60s.. i doubt it will change soon. skiny doesnt usually mean pretty (sullen faces, bones popping out EVERYWHERE, boobless, buttless, corpse-like), but somehow it always ends up as a fashion identity of its own. pretty boyfriends are the ultimate accesories, but skinny-ness to the point of death is the canvas or base, whataver.


I WANT TO GAIN WEIGHT! i think i might even have lost weight this summer, far from the ten pounds that i wanted to put on. pao's even skinnier! well, not skinnier than i am, but he used to be really macho. AS IN IM FUCKING NOT LYING REALLY MACHO. muscles at the right places, broad shoulders, perfectly lean body. ....now, he's just skiny. his face looks skinnier. we're both as lanky as a pole.

gaawwwdd we need to gain weight! i can almost fit in jasmine's jeans! and you do kow the implication of that, dont you? im fuckinnn skiinnyy!


maybe i should stop complaining. many girls out there are gonna kill to have a body like mine.. (erm.. SKINNY!) many girls overdose on slimming teas, tablets... go bingeing, start being anorexic, JUST TO BE AS SKINNY AS I AM!

haaay, the grass is always greener on the other side.




..but i dont want to weight more than 95pounds though. im freakin short, so 95 pounds would make me a bit plump, wouldnt it.

okay bitch, stop complaining.

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perfection

as always i blog hopped my way to this site. it's called perfection, which previews, as they say only "the best of the best". some sites are rather boring, but everyone did their fucking best to get in the group.

gawd, i actually want to be in the group too. arrghh. i should've found this site when summer was just starting, i would've devoted more than an ample amount of time, energy, and late night bowls of cereals on the matter.


my biggest mistake this summer, or maybe 2nd biggest mistake, is not to do anything productive. unlike the previous summers, (i know its pretty geeky) i didnt get into any sports, summer classes, projects. no nada!

what i did all summer was 'rest'. maybe i needed the rest. advertising arts first year really is excruciating. everyone deserved the hiatus.

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fasting

repeat after me:

1. quality over quantity
2. individuality is key
3. not unless you're in love.
4. IF IT'S MEANT TO BE, IT'S MEANT TO BE

note: refrain from indulging in magazines and catalogues. maybe just once in a while.

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btw, i have 100k neopoints! hahaha! i sold a brush for 99,999nps.. paolo said i should've auctioned it. that way i wouldve made a lot more money. who cares. im richer than most!

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good am

its 6am something and im quite awake. paolo had me wake him up this early, and i ended up waking myself up but not quite succeeding in waking him. i feel my hand hasteful with weakness though, its like its quivering or something.

2 days nalang, pasukan na. i could go to school tomorrow like the pauso that i am if i want to. some people are going to 'bond' (or so they say) with their blocks. well, we arent. we can wait til wednesday to see each other.


so, good morning.

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shades

i know i promised i wont buy any item of clothing until when the day comes, but i really want to buy a pair of wayfarer from topshop. i saw it in the site and, *sigh*, i dont think i want to live without it. :(


so if i buy myself a treat this month or next month, that's gonna be it. with all the aviators and simply oversized sunglasses, id be the only one in a hundred yard radius for the rest of the year with a wayfarer. pinoys are stupid, fashionwise. they wouldnt know what a wayfarer is even if it hit them on the head.

fine, maybe not all those who doesnt know it are fashionably inept. i bet paolo would be like "what the fuck? anu nanaman yan! honey, you made 'wayfarer' all up, didnt you?" when i go on obsessing about it soon.


from urban outfitters



from topshop


will anyone please get me the one from topshop. maybe for my birthday. pretty please. anyone!!!! yooohoo!!

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boyfriend jeans

my mom brought herself a mango dress worth 3k something. sometimes, i just cant comprehend why a tailore piece of cloth can cost a month's worth of lunches at p.noval. i mean i should know. ako pa. but sometimes, it just doesnt make much sense.

she looks so pretty and marvelously young in it. too bad its too big for me. that dress is extra small already, but its too big for me. shet. i feel like an elf or something.


(p.s. trinoma is so puno of kutong lupa. if i were you guys, id go there next year pa. when all the dukha people are no longer interested or curious in going there. gawwd im mean.)
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will i ever work that boyfriend jeans fashion. maybe soo. but damn it makes me look so short. :( oh well. it makes feels really comfy too.

me and my sis call it "pau pants" because my bestfriend, pauline, have been wearing the boyfriend cut jeans forever! and it's eternally looked good on her. i just realized ive never seen her wear body fitting jeans ever! besides, it's shockingly haute on her.

i still love skinny though. both of which make me look so skinny and short. not petite, just short. the only difference is i look so much more buttless in boyfriend jeans. plus its hard to find shirts that looks good on some. BUT ITS COMFY!!

dada however wears (or used to) the boyfriend cut shorts. which is just as lovely. plus its not really "in" today.. which makes me like it more! i wanted to buy the one that was on sale at solo half a year ago, but when we got there.. someone got it first! for the love of god, who would want those! probably some unfashionable tibo somewhere. ughh! i bet no one can make it work the way i would! that looks cute on me promise. better than that goddarn boyfriend trousers from mango. :( sniff sniff.

maybe ill dress up like paolo someday! with the hair and all. .........shet, its not impossible!

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city of angels

we watched city of angels today. waaahhh. i can not believe she died!! amp! this was the only love story that i didnt want anyone dead!!! seriously!

pero well, that's a part of it.


"if you knew this would happen, would you still have done it?"


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do visit jasmine's blog and tell me what you think. bottledfart00.blogspot.com

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happy birdie!

happy birthday to julia and jasmine!!! yehey!! you're both taking advantage of my moment of unbirthdayness, but well, happy birthday anyway!

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bottledfart00.blogspot

the biggest attainment ive had today is to design jasmine's blog. finally!! she's been bugging me about it for weeks since she accidentally on purpose deleted her old candy candy layout. so this blog design is more mature than her last one (dapat lang noh! the last one was so pastel-y and candy infested), now its about.. ummm.. nothing in particular actually.


jasmine's new blog

my blog was said to look better.. but a new design is just so refreshing!


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aside from jasmine's gift blog, ive also accomplished the "cleaning out the closet" attempts ive been putting off for so long (all summer!). i threw out two black plastic bags of clothes.. moth-eaten pambahays mostly.


im just remembered how much of a virgo i am. i cant think properly when things are messed up. im a perfectionist. seriously. i get all irrationally worked up when i dont get things done. very very worked up! that's where all the head mess comes from!! unproductivity.

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i read from somewhere today, on diaries "dont write about your day, write about your feelings." somehow, that just makes so much more sense!

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last halloween

hahahaha.

here we go again with the reminiscing.
i can still remember being dressed as some KINDA slutty witch, and paolo being dressed as a pirate. i cant still remember me, honey, and prasad telling this super mahangin asshole that we're actually from brent. and we kept on laughing about a brent private joke about a teacher name mr.black who's actually white. huwahahahahaha. its not funny here, but it was really funny then. especially with that guy's intimidated look on his face! hardeharhar.

then there's the good food, the dark corners, the accidental kiss. the people with dates, the costume, tha band, the big circles, the crapiness, the beer! the slow dancing to "how deep is your love". hahahha. lookig back, even if the party was as mil calls it, "crappy"... it was such a night.

i love you guys.

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sfoiusfnsghkg shet!

there's a fucking mouse in my room!

we need a exterminator. ive always known i had one in my room, i keep on trying to catch it too, to no avail.

but last night while talking on the phone, and fidgeting like crazy... i ended up on the foot of the bed. then i saw that filthy sonofabitch charging inside my closet!

i stupidly banged the closet door and kicked my clothes.. but duh! it'd be too afraid to go out na, wouldnt it.

ampfff!! its all my fault. i bring food to my room kase a lot and i leave it on the table! aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!! i hate that mouse! sometimes i even hear it squeek like the bitch it is at night, im a very light sleeper!

the closet invasion is the last straw though. we need major pest control! not just with the mouse though, include all the similarly pest-y people too!

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as you might have noticed

texts are now one px/pt bigger, for my reader's convenience. i dont even know if people read my blog. i might as well be one of those eternally anonymous blogs for all i care. besides, i have very few friends who are intent bloggers.. very few. and i have trouble getting myself a "network" of bloggers.. as i am quite antisocial.

i must say, it is proper decorum to comment once you visit a blog. ive read in one comment not so long ago that to bloggers such as myself comment=pride. AND SEE HOW MANY COMMENTS IM RECIEVING DAILY, WEEKLY, MONTHLY.


so anyone anonymous to me, EVEN IF I AM QUITE A SNOB, i promise to be a wee bit nicer if you tag or comment. its just a really nice gesture.

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what the fuck is ad1? why am i supposed to endure that 9hours a week!?

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true story

the other day, we rewatched pirates at promenade. then i remembered a conversation between me and jasmine. the movie was just barely starting, it was just the singapore scene.

jas: ate, si kung hei fat choi o!
me: yeah! oo nga noh!

(five seconds)

me: anong kung hei fat choi!
jas: ha?
me: chow yun fat!


five seconds! thats really tagal!

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im cured!

ok. so im not really a saint. i ended up going to the mall anyway... but my great desire for the pretty white shades, the stripey dress and everything else fashionwise kinda dripped away. so, the dress isnt thaatt pretty. it is too big, and not too dressy. the shades were gone! GONE!!! i found the black one, but when i tried it on, its not that pretty either.. so i left it. i tried the black tank toppy spghatti thingy.. it is really flattering, but i didnt get it either. then i tired on this pretty pretty super duper mega-over macci-like shirt... and its pretty tooo.. super. but i left it, because id rather eat away like there's no tomorrow with paolo. so un.


the thing is, even if the paragraph above is damn boring, i am no longer in need. besides, someone called me "magastos" kagabi. i hate being called that. which is weird because i am. its like a great big red danger sign whenever im called that.

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im killing myself

im still thiking about the dress. damn, im not going to get over it am i? and im not going to get to save up anything, am i?

god darn it.


so anyway, im facing a big decision right now. visit my bed-ridden friend at ust hospital or get those fucking white shades!


...hmmmm. but as my moral values must be held up more than anything else, my vanity must stand second. stupid fucking.. why does he have to be in the hospital now!???

well, im visiting so that he'll visit me WHEN I GET SICK. i dont wanna go! i dont wanna see the legendary tube stuck in his chest. i might faint at the sight of it. baka maagkatabi na kami mamaya.

ampf. friends. well, jompy is THE JUGHEAD JONES. he's just as skinny and as nr as jj. and he's words of wisdom are as useful as those of jughead.

ok. im going because im a friend. and maybe he want some company. im such a saint. :D

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uninspired.

shoot me.

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lalalala

with daddy dearest

why does he have to be so gay sometimes. i know its the androgynous effect, and that's supposed to be really sexy. he's such a weirdo. he always has been. ugh.

why does he always have to have his hair that long.

but still, the older he gets the hotter becomes.


and im still extremely in love. ;;)

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the idea of spending my first next thousand on that dress, a pair of white shades, and/or a shirt is getting verryy overwhelming!

why cant i just stop thinking about it?


i brough the audrey dress last week, had it altered (twice).. but now i dont know where to wear it. :( this is THE LIFE!

but i really do think i want that striped dress. its not very uso, so i wish no one gets it. :(( pleasse!! maski 2 weeks lang! :( and the white shades.. they're so mura. :( i wish i got it when i was there. :(

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work

i am running late.

my dad is making design this magazine cover for UAP - QC charter capitol something (note: not UAAP! UAP as in United Architects of the Philippines shit), and its due on thursday... and i dont know how! :(

i havent operated Photoshop since i tried to make someone prettier (hint: not myself!). and i just dont have the "magic" right now. aaaahhh!!!

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ughhhh

i can not believe they let jennifer love hewitt play audrey. its just plain insulting. she even ATTEMPTS to do the audrey accent. argh. i watched a part of the movie on you-tube weeks ago, not only did it not impress me. it annoyed me like hell.

now, on december 06, bazaar magazine showed natalie portman in the iconic holly golighty dress.




"She's the only current actress who can actually pull the dress off with that Golightly charm, but still...she's no Audrey."

Natalie Portman, for me, is incredibly pretty. Modern, real, exotic... just very very beautiful.



jennifer love is just sluttily annoying. she's looks like some cheap audrey knock-off. and you do know that nothing is as tasteless as knock offs. and having tasteless in the same paragraph as audrey's name. that's just heartbreaking!

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from paolo

15 things THAT ILL NEVER EVER FORGET about my dear honey
;) ill be good

1. U ALWAYS ALWAYS take me away from the "world"
2. U always disturb my beauty sleep
3. u get what u want when u whine, khit anung whine, kung may scrunchie or just the plain "hhmm"
4. u make "kwento" but say ganun ganun instead and ganun ganun -_-
5. ur addicted to fashion and some dead girl O_O
6. u need an everyday social life. (unlike me)
7. u seem to think that perfect is just eating crepe, sitting down drinking a shake, me in front of you, u wearing shades, and reading something while ignoring me.. (just a thought)
8. u have insomnia
9. U LOVVVVVEE reading, u have to read, or even when we talk u READ -_-
10. u always need special care, orrr... just sweet talk over the phone
11. u cant make up your mind sumtimes, thats why im here ;)
12. u take back what u order me to do and i get confused and then im like,. "thats my honey"
13. U ALWAYS NEED UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, kung ndi.. bababaan mo na ako.. :(
14. u fell for my flirtiness khit corny and all
15. u LOVE ME sOo MUCH

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paolo's so funny

here is how paolo writes to me in the pc. examples lng yan ah!:


"anyway, kaninang afternoon i went to the petshop just for the heck of it, but a blue fish caught my eye. its like love at first sight! i mean, it shouldnt be real.. it must be a dream i thought, as i looked at the glass barrier that seperated us.. and what really got my attention was the price -_- it was only 15 pesos! s0o i bought 2 blue fishies and then i left.. END OF STORY O_O on the way home i also bought my mom pizza w/c was really the whole reason of going to the palengke.. i dont like that place.. O_O "


"yehai agree orcs should all go to hell,, LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT AN ORC IS ... TO ME AH! baka maoffend kayo!

EHRM EHRM an orc is almost a squatter.. well IT IS! pero orc is more BAON SA LUPA like snatchers, mambobosos, mga PEOPLE WITH UGLY UGLY FACES WHO THINK THEY ARE GORGEOUS! omg! go to hell cut of your head!... kljasjdsajd anyway tapos orcs are also ugly people who are just ugly because they make themselves ugly by JUST BEING UGLY AND STUPID AND BASTOS haha ALSO UGLY,, i hate ugly people i mean.. i dont hate ugly people who are nice and friendly.. but ugly people who arent decent and think they pass the level of not being squatter-ish...
i dont get my post above.. BSTA I DONT LIKE "ORCS" or however you would call them.. I CALL THEM POLLUTION TO THE PHILIPPINES "



wahahahahahhahahhaha!! :)) i love you! we're going to hell together, arent we? :* hope not.

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spoiled brattyness

ok. so, you see. i saw this really pretty striped shirt dress while looking for a gift for my sister. arghhh! grabe.. its so pretty and uncommon. and its inexpensive. its 700php.. fine, its is kinda expensive. basta its just right! waaah.. and last stock na un! tagal naman kase ng pasukan e, yan 2loi, i only get half of my weekly allowance. well thank god to that, actually. i used not to get any at all once upon a time.

so here it goes again. i find something i want and im restless until i get it. restless is such an understatement at that too! uughhh. im going crazy now. this is the curse of spoiled brattyness!

ive been here more than five times the last month, and ive indulged on most of it. even if i can barely afford it. and i dont even fucking need it. too be honestm ive got too much clothes. i wear items an average of say 5 times, then i get tired of it. most of the time. especially tops!! and some shoes i buy.

grabe, malala na ko.

i have to learn not to be such a bitch. in more than one way.



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so anyway, i havent worn any makeup the past four days. four days!???!! four fucking days! me, macci, the makeup junkie... go out makeup less? well, i dunno. its just that its such a nice change. and refreshing.

oohhh.. im maturing! im wearing less makeup! yippeee!


i almost had my haircut again too. but the fact that i dont want my mom to kill me just yet made its way to my head. hafta wait til september.

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the bryan post

retreat 2006:
"be very thankful for bry, he's the actual Big Brother. Ewan. Pero more than anyone else, he's way of taking care of you is the best after your mom and dad does. He teaches you so much things. Independence. Self-control. Self-value. He wont even let you drink too much. And he's firm.

He treats u like his little sister who doesnt know a thing in this world."


(found the post. :D hope you read this!)

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supposedly touching stuff.

i was clearing stuff from a part of my closet and i found several stuff. haha. im such a sentimental. i keep everything! every single thing. well almost. i keep letters, reciepts, candywrappers, ROCKS, everything.

here's something i found. kudos to the other guys in my life.





....crap! i lost it. it was on my table an hour ago now its vanished. why do i keep losing stuff under my nose. ughhh.. oh well. its a letter from our dearest VICTOR LORZA (gwapo ng name noh? hahaa!) and a letter to myself from myself telling myself to thank Bryski.. my ever dearest bestfriend.




......arghhh oh fuck! where is it! ive looked around a bit and cant find it! ive got to find it.. its very dangerous blackmail material.

oh well, no one gets to understand my handwriting but me, anyway. so im pretty safe.

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still reminiscing

i missed you guys. maski na puro "partly" ung pic n yan.. sobrang i miss you guys. mukha tayo jang papatay para lang makasama sa pic.

tanginang mga bata yan oo. luv you guys. sobsters.

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familiar

to those involved.. familiar?



we were good at billiards then. billiards billiards and billiards at paengs! haha. this seems like a lifetime ago na!

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pimple

hey everyone, if you happen to know any EFFECTIVE product that gets rid of pimple scars, pleas tell me so! ty.


so as you might have noticed, i have this extremely stubborn pimple mark on my forhead. oh holy fucking shit. its been there since before summer pa and it wont go away.

para na ngang may sarili ciang buhay, wtf. so im giving it a name now. i want to name it after one of paolo's girls. you know, that one who wont go away. (heh! leche ka! alam ko kung cno ka! bitch! u deserve it, mukha kang pimple!)

but theeennnn, i realized this pimple would be habitating my forehead for a decade more or so (if not permanently), so id atleast call it by the name of someone i wouldnt mind living on my forehead. say hello to "johnny" as in "johnny depp the pimple mark".

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what i want

i just want an exciting company and a trip to the nearest starbucks.. or coffee bean.. or ucc. as long as there's good coffee.

shoot i have to fix that freaking mess of a drawer. my mom's making me. ive been putting it off for two days already. i dont wanna. :(

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