the beauty that counts daw.
inner beauty. where the fuck do i get to buy that?
i wish i were internally beautiful. ravishing. gorgeous. stunning. internally. busilak na kalooban at ginintuang puso! i want that extra oomph that some of us call "sexy-ng kalooban". its quite a laugh, when you think about it.
macci's tips on how to be beautiful:
1. stop being such a bitchy, spoiled snob.
2. quit thinking your hair's awful
3. be a nerd. do not cave in to peer pressure! that's hot.
4. wear red lipbalm a lot! less makeup, more lippy.
5. dont be pacute everr!!!
6. prioritize sleep and get (or atleast, attempt to) get 8 hours of it.
7. dont rub your eyebags
8. wear spf everyday
9. stop criticizing tooo much. (one step at a time. not too much, then gradually not at all!)
10. PR effect!! go go go! (not too much though lest you turn into a "chocoball")
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i really do want to learn how to walk in high heels. high heels are the absolute instant makeover. a good heel is like a cosmetic surgery all on its own.
geno says i walk good, albeit the times i tend to drag my feet due to exhaustion. eeww. that's just so unclassy. i bet i was wobbly and all.
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