honest ol me
happy birthday ma!
i cant remember spending so much on a gift for you. i kinda saved up and brought her a liz claiborne charm bracelet (with the help of my sisters, doubtlessly). its pretty. and YOU MUST LOVE IT. i know that its the thought that counts, but really, you must give me credit for trying.
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i dont know why i think i might be engraving the ideas to your head that my life is semi-perfect. but I MIGHT BE. YOU MIGHT BE thinking that i have such a wonderful life and shit. ofcourse, i love my life... love what you're given. god gave you all this crappy friends and crappy family and crappy boyfriend for a reason. but seriously, im faaaaaarrr from semi-perfect. and a lot further from perfect, of course.
1. im not THAT pretty. and we know it. it takes like years for people to think that i am. i have to convince you that I AM for you to think so. otherwise, ill forever look as plane and usual as your average skinny, pandak, morena girls. i just make up for it through enough class, sophistication, and BUSILAK NA KALOOBAN.
2. i am not rich. dirtpoor dirtpoor. i cant afford the stuff im buying. really. im just making yabang the stuff i bought for my mom, and the other stuff i bought or will be buying. but i can BARELY AFFORD IT. i have noo idea when i started i can buy expensive stuff. its clearly out of the line, but i keep on doing it. even if im in 'fashion fasting' mode.
3. lets see, im not PERFECTLY MEAN! there are sooomee times that i am kind of nice. I JUST KEEP ON THINKING THAT IM MEAN, EVEN IF IM NOT REALLY. seriously, jihan would know. i know that we're both not mean, but we think that we are... so there you go. you all think we're freaky little bitches because that's how we view ourselves.
4. im not, like, so smart. i just speak reaaally good. i mean, in terms of what i know, i talk like i know more, but actually, that's everything. other added infos are probably just made up, just to make you think i know more. yup yup. i do that.
let me all clue you in some wisdom ive gotten from reading chic lits, which would and will help you become yourself.
"we are what we pretend to be." -kurt vonnegut. from sloppy firsts by megan mccafferty. the concept is finding the PERFECT BALANCE between what's real and the supposed role you want to play. that certain role, the longer you play it, the better you become at playing and acting it out.
confidence is key. or if you dont have it, maybe "kakapalang ng mukha" would do just as good. its different, i swear.
ggaawwdd im honest! maybe ill hate ALL OF YOU FOR KNOWING TOO MUCH. you fucking little bitches, you. i super havvee no idea why im telling you guys my deep dark psychological secrets.
p.s. what's a PRO to do again? i cant believe i ever wanted this job. IM SUCH A SLOB!
p.p.s. dont impeach me yet.
posted by the irresistably conceited Jenni |
