
imperfect
arent we all?
some of us (BLIND ITEM!):
1. has hair of full potential but has not quite found the perfect hair product for it just YET (which noone really notices) and yet has very coordinated facial features (you will not understand until geno and i explain!) and abnormally long legs. and big boobs.
2. believes in a NONEXISTENT boyliness she claims she has (you know who you are! and tandaan mo, na ako ang talagang tinawag na little boy at hindi ikaw!) and has a slightly dead toenail yet has the curviest waist, NICE BOOBS AND NICE HIPS, and a nice facial silhouette (in the middle of roundish, squarish, and ovalish!) BEST hair, the paris hilton nose (pointed!) and the girliest chin! oh and dont forget the height! and neck.
3. has undeniable hair paffiness with which her friends would consistently deny but is skinny and will continously brainwash you on thinking she's pretty. hahaha! oh and she's perky.
4. speaks bad english yet has a nice built and adjustable face! and WE (HINDI LANG KAYA AKO SHET KAYO!) had a crush on him!
5. is in the verge of hairloss. and has BIG gums. but has all the boys lined up.
6. is puffy all over but is famous for her drop dead stunning curves, is sextremely cute, and is UNDENIABLY PRETTY despite the chubby cheeks. basta pretty!
7. has a dick but is prettier and superiorly fab than any of us.
8. does not have a tinge of confidence but is so famous with "filipino" guys for her mestizaness and has the best salon-modified hair! SHE DOESNT KNOW IT!
9. is shadow dark but has the sexy kalooban.. hanep sex appeal! charisma, good manners, and charms. ;)
10. looks like he's dead, but has pretty lips, and nose, and skin! but is the most effective flirt just yet.
11. is fat, but has a pretty boy face!
12. has a button nose, but will never care!
13. is fat and gross, but has extremely expressive eyes and conyoness.
14. is an intski beho but will turn into the next koreanovela heartthrob once he gets his haircut!
15. is jologz but has enviable cheekbones :(
16. kapansinpansin (since filipino guys have no taste or whatsoever) pero sabog ang mukha
"beauty is a gift and a training." you understimate your selfworth when you keep on thinking about what you dislike. im almost always unnoticed, but i have a pretty nose, pretty lips, and just as some people discovered i have cheekbones i thought i never had somewhere in my face!(long face which will be fixed with a good haircut, dull eyes which will either be just PULLED OFF MY SOCKET or fixed with an hour and half of makeup application, paffy hair which i can remold with wax, and a body of a ten year old which has its pros in this modern world!).
im good at talking, bringing life to parties, making people happy (my or was my specialty), is sweet, responsible, and though some might disagree i am loveable. i am confindent and charismatic. im smart and well-read, which makes up for the tons and tons of physical weakness!
i say "felm" instead of "film" and am popular with my "chocolate crem chep" erring, yet arent we all? i am a potential leader, i have talent. i have a sense of humor and am quickly developing that much lacked timing. i am brutally honest and outspoken, almost if not INDEED tactless. the truth, as geno says, is either hurtful or funny. im funny.
most of all i love myself. unlike the elementary macci, i am no longer prone to bullying and humilty (well maybe sometimes). i now have friends all over the place. well, not ALL OVER THE PLACE, i still am somewhat of an antisocial, BUT I HAVE FRIENDS NA. i am spotenaeous and loved. im pretty in more than one ways. and for someone so skinny i have better curves! im young and vibrant, and i want to be happier when im 53 than when im 23.
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"confidence is beauty. once you think or believe you're beautiful, so will the rest of the world. and the more you will be."
posted by the irresistably conceited Jenni |