how to dissolve fashion from your life! (uhmm.. temporarily?)
1. hide all the fashion mags (old and new) along with your favorite catalogues in a box and never open til september!
2. remove all the fashion blogs from your bookmarks
3. try your best not to speak fashion with friends
4. proper skin care = better skin = no need for makeup = less conscious = less conscious fashion wise
5. live with the practical adages:
.quality over quantity
.individuality is key
.not unless you're in love.
.IF IT'S MEANT TO BE, IT'S MEANT TO BE
6. remember THAT ITS OKAY TO WEAR THE SAME SHIRT TWICE! we are not un ua&p where anyone who breaks that fashion rule gets shot on the spot. we are in ust! we are in real life! ITS OKAY!!!
7. remember why you're shunning fashion (temporarily) out of your life: a.) THE BIG BUCKS b.) to salvage yourself from further and probably permanent damages
8. believe that people will love you for who you are and not for what you look like EVEN IF ITS OBVIOUSLY BULLSHIT!
9. put all your shopping money in the bank and freeze it for a while... YOU DO NOT NEED THAT 3K MANGO JEANS AND YOU FFUUUCCKKING KNOW IT!!!!!
10. if all else fails, just stop breathing. that ought to stop the fashion madness for a while.
posted by the irresistably conceited Jenni |
