fashion and bitches, im too tactless for words
i dont want to be a fashionista anymore. promise. i never wanted to be OBSESSED WITH FASHION! OBSESSED!!! its a curse, its a vice. and im freaking tired of being the "fashionista". un and un nalang ung cnasabi about me.
HOW ABOUT THE OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME? im good at stuff too! im friendly, im smart, im funny, masarap ako kasama, im mataray even!, im good at stuff! why cant i hear that sometimes. cant my fashionablity just be THE EXTRA! why does it have to come first.
im so freaaakkin tired.
maybe ill regret saying this, actually. i mean fashion loves me, and i should be happy that im someone who's good at this. pero, why cant people nalang see what else is after that!!?! undilluted vanity. punyeta. wrong spelling pa.
i dont know if im changing any time soon. bisyo to eh, and it's not THAT BAD! i mean, its a better thing to indulge in instead of drugs, drinks, or guys diba? well atleast, i know im changing this blog soon.
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how to not be called a bitch:
(tips from someone who has called everyone a bitch once in my lifetime. even you, yes you!)
1. do not be vain. at all. just a tiny spec of prettyness or vanity, promise, kikilatisin ka ng mga kabarkada ko.
2. DO NOT USE ANY FAKE VOICE! WAG PACUTE! MAMATAY NA LAHAT NG MGA PAPANSING PACUTE!
3. smile, but dont smile too much. babasagin ko ipin mo!
and if you are called a bitch, just let it go. bitch is such a broad term. at a point, its even a term of endearment.
posted by the irresistably conceited Jenni |
