before he became captain

    the young jack sparrow:


    johnny depp in nightmare in elm street


    he got killed in an overrated bloodbath while sleeping on a waterbed with his headphones on. HOW CAN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING DIE SO MESSILY!


    who doesnt have a crush on him! who in her right mind and eyesight not love him!
    ...

    i hate keira knightly. annoying annoying girl who just wanted to kiss everyone!
    i could say worse things but i hesitate lest someone intercepts.


    ...

    posted by the irresistably conceited Jenni | 0 comments