chabbo chabbo chabbo
hmmm i want to write about something right now. my fingers are almost idle. their moving on their own.. amp! could you believe it. my finger are hyperventilating. im like typing more than 140 words per minute now... i just have to edit later.
i havent really told my readers about chabbo. well, i have, but thats not enough. chabbo, originally known as "bubbles", is this white fluffy little dog under the breed of "bichon frise`". its french. and yes i know its bullshit to say this to you guys, and utterly mayabang mahangin and all, but she really does cost a whopping forty-five thousand pesos! its not much... actually, but thats a speedy and an extra 10k shopping money to you!!! and who the fuck would spend that much on a dog!! i know i wont! the urge to swap her for something more beneficial to me became so overwhelming the first few days, but i didnt do anything about it.
you guys want to know why? chabbo..she's sweet. AS IN PROMISE!!!! ive never been a dog lover, i hate kids, i hate all those cutsie fartsy stuff!! i hate hearts and florals and pinks and ribbons and i personally believe that barbie's such a slut and if there was one doll in the world who'd get fucked up first it would be any stupid snow white and seven dwarves doll then HER. BARBIE'S A BITCH!
back to my point, chabbo's just so sweet. generally, everyone under the age of five hates me. except guys kids. LITTLE GUY KIDS LIKE ME, ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAD LONG HAIR. SERIOUSLY! id have more chances of getting a toddler to fall under my spell than to have a guy my age or a little older (please) to get even just slightly attracted!
back to my point AGAIN.. chabbo's just so sweet. when i get home from school evryday, all tired and stressed and feeling so dead inside, chabbo greets me in the door, her tail wagging crazy like its gonna fall off and starts running around me. para ciang pusa! she'd purr and jump and act all cute! waaahhhhh!! how can you resist that!!!
the only problem is all this show of affection lasts for just around a minute and she's go to find something to chew on again. like a doll, or a pencil, or the leg of any table. sometimes, a cellphone too! here's a trivia about her, she likes chewing pink stuff. i dont know why but she just does! and she lovess looking at her reflection! what a girly girly girl she is!
the other problem is when we go anywhere with her, we suddenly look like her bodyguards! no amount of prettiness and classiness can compete with her. id end up looking like a backdrop! also, she thinks my rooms a toilet!!!!!!!! seriously. she doesnt go here to check up on me, or make lambing.. SHE GOES HERE TO PEE OR POO!!
but we love her all the same. she's the only cute thing in the world who loves me. aside from paolo ofcourse...... OH WHAT THE HECK! CHABBO REALLY IS THE ONLY CUTE THING IN THE WORLD WHO'D LOVE ME!! i know ill trade all the love in the world with the devil to get all the materialistic bullshit in the world, BUT NOT HER. she's a little piece of heaven.. with the cloud looking packaging and all.
could you resist that!! she's like cuteness personifiedd... umm doggified. amp! wahetver!!
posted by the irresistably conceited Jenni |
