rumor has it...
rumor has it that my school would be pushing a case agains fhm. well, st.paul has better to! why? fhm has just printed out this article 'proving' the age old rumor about our school being a prostitute factory or something.
common first reactions:
"eeeww.."
"i am so going to switch schools next year, one way or another"
"who the flip is that 'honey' or 'lindsay' girl. time to kill."
i've been hearing about the article for a week, and well, i thought it wouldn't have that much effect on anything. that, my friends, were before i read it yesterday when tum risked bringing the exact magazine having that article in it. it became a hit! everyone were like in a queue to read it. people read in groups, ive heard enough 'mura' to last me for months.
grabe! couldn't they have waited for us to graduate before publishing something as, hmmmm, as 'gravitational' as that! they even wanted to be discreet. well, they didn't do a very good job with that.
why is this a big deal, you may ask? its not that im a devout of st.paul something. its a rather eveident fact that the system sucks. but that never realllllly destroyed the reputation, has it? now that fhm's printed that out, we'll soon be stereotyped as 'high-class prostitutes'. grabe talaga!!! there is no such thing as a 'high-class prostitute', you brain-less judgemental nymphos! as long as you've used your body/soul (whatever!) as business, whether you've been paid with change or big bucks, you'll remain 'til the end of your insignificant, debaucherous lives as prostitutes!!
my barkada's been really rude a while ago. every break time we've had, we scream out "honey, where are you? we've got white hankies too, you know??"
if i find out who that girl is, who those girls are, rather, im going to kill her!!!
posted by the irresistably conceited Jenni |
